Girl, he’s not texting you back. 

      So, you met a guy, he’s perfect. You hit it off at the bar AND in the sheets that first night. You’re excited because you both like Mexican food! SO CRAZY, right? Strange, though, he hasn’t texted you back in almost a week. Not even to make those awesome plans to grab chipotle and see The Hunger Games. You’re friends all seem to say the same thing: “I’m sure he’s just busy working.” Don’t listen to them. What do they know? Harper has had the same gay boyfriend for 7 years, Blakely’s a half-virgin, and Crispen’s name is CRISPEN. Don’t listen to them. Trust us. He’s not texting you back. 

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